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My name is Ms. Lynnwood, The site host and librarian. You naughty boys are looking at my pretty young girls all day long. Put your willies away! I'll be updating you on new girls, new products, books, and spanking any bad girls who cross me!
La de da,
Ms. Lynnwood

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Ladies, do you want to give your man something special for the Holidays? How about some sexy, erotic, fetish photos wrapped up in a discreet black box with a red or gold ribbon?

 

 

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GREAT NEWS

Posted by Brian on 2011-05-16 21:28:06 MST

OUR cover girl is going to be a TELEVISION STAR!

YES! Megan Massacre is going to be on; N.Y. Ink, the new tattoo reality show!  NEW YORK INK folks, make sure you watch it this summer! MEGAN is the next; "Kat Von D." - HELL YEAH! I found her first folks, in Sinking Springs, PA. She worked at a little ghetto shop called; Color Wheel. Boy, has she come a long way folks, a long way to New York City. AWESOME! WE LOVE YOU MEGAN!

HEY FOLKS! -- READ THIS PLEASE - ATTENTION FOLKS!

Posted by Brian on 2011-04-25 07:22:38 MST

PLEASE NOTE: The contact information is as follows for New American Pinup universally, the shipping/contact address is; Brian Johnson | P.O. BOX 155 Cochranville, PA 19330-155. While the phone number for ALL MODEL INQUIRIES is  (717) 330-1535. I REPEAT, ALL MODEL CONTACT AND INQUIRIES ARE TO BE MADE TO (717) 330-1535. From this date forth, any contact information on New American Pinup or Brian Johnson Tattoos, in regards to New American Pinup differing from the above stated is to be disregarded completely as it is completely invalid.



I have some things to clarify, so please read this post carefully - slow and with a clear head. I am the site's creator; Brian Johnson and I have been tattooing for 23 years now, I also do some OTHER things besides tattooing. I am an author of several tattoo books, a writer and photographer for HUSTLER magazine (freelance), and a tattoo shop owner in Cochranville, PA. I do not have a mail-order business, I sell signed copies of my books occasionally to people who order one. I have to go to Schiffer publishing to get a copy in Atglen, and I send it to the customer from a Post Office near my shop. Is this mail-order? I guess, but not from my shop - I leave the shop to ship the item. This goes for anything else, items from my models, and tattoo shop t-shirts. I do not photograph any models at my studio; ELECTRIC MONKEY TATTOO and BODY PIERCING - period. The free tattoos offered for models, is for the "cheesecake" pin-up shots for my PG-13 rated book series. I do not give free tattoos for nude photo shoots, the model gets paid $250.00 from the magazine publisher. (provided she sends in a color copy of her valid I.D., a release form, and her photos) I do not talk to or shoot any girls under 18 years of age, in fact I do not tattoo minors at all - period. Body piercing at my studio is done by Tracy Davis, an award winning body piercer - she does piercings with complete privacy if needed. So, understand please; NO PHOTO SHOOTS ARE DONE AT ELECTRIC MONKEY TATTOO STUDIO. NO MODELS ARE TALKED TO AT ELECTRIC MONKEY TATTOO STUDIO. We are not boxing up products to ship out at this studio; 1016 Gap Newport pike in Cochranville, PA - we only tattoo, body pierce, and sell T-shirts. I have apprentices that I teach tattooing to as well. The address for any inquires about modeling, or buying books/t-shirts, and models goodies is; Brian Johnson/N.A.P.Ups P.O. Box 155 Cochranville, PA 19330-0155 U.S.A. One more thing; NO MODELS FROM OXFORD, COCHRANVILLE, GAP, or PARKESBURG. .............do not contact me if you reside in these towns. Oh, no orders shipped to these areas also - period. One last time; ELECTRIC MONKEY TATTOO STUDIO and BODY PIERCING is a tattoo studio with a body piercer - nothing more. We are open for your inspection 7 days a week / 365 days a year - 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. .............so stop in! If you find a BEAVER being shot instead of getting tattooed, I will give you $500.00 bucks! If you find me boxing up products for a mail-order business, I will pay you $500.00 bucks. WE ARE TATTOOING - PIERCING, nothing more folks - period. Any questions? Complaints? Call me; 1(717) 330-1535 Thank you for your time, - Brian Johnson

 

Model Sam was shot for the new book, Tattoo Fetish Vol. 1 in 2010. 

Her tattoo was done by Brian Johnson in 2010.


The New HUSTLER is out! The July, 2011 Anniversary issue celebrating 37 years, features Brian Johnson's fine photography! Check out Shell (Tori Tart) from Sadsbury Township, Pennsylvania and Miss Anthropy  from Colorado, Brian Johnson gets a photo credit on that one. Awesome huh? Tattoo Titan Brian Johnson is what it says, and we want to thank Tex for writing that. Thanks to Tex Hagen, Bruce David, Anthony Petkovich, and of course Larry Flynt for supporting Brian Johnson and Electric Monkey Tattoo studio. 

Snowed In/EPIC NEWS

Posted by Brian on 2011-04-14 13:29:01 MST

Hello folks, Brian Johnson here - from Denver, Colorado airport. I missed my flight and I am on a "stand-by". Awesome, huh? Where am I going? TO LOS ANGELES - CALIFORNIA! I can't wait - going to the L.F.P. building on Wilshire, Boulevard. THE HUSTLER BUILDING! I can't believe it, I am f*cking going to meet the HUSTLER crew. Oh, I might have coffee with Dave Naz - if I ever get the Hell outta' here! I missed my flight due to a snow storm in the Colorado Mountains - got to Denver Airport an hour late. F*CK! Well, here is some Mike Tyson news for you good folks; He wants to meet Larry Flynt and do the interview. HUSTLER is arranging some sort of transportation for him, but Kiki has to approve. Who's Kiki? Well folks, she is Tyson's wife and not much of a HUSTLER fan - more news on this later....... WISH ME LUCK FOLKS! I will be home to do tattoos on the 18th, and "free tattoo day" is coming up!  I am tattooing bigger tattoos using an hourly rate; $125.00 per hour. STOP IN AND BUY A T-SHIRT! $20.00 bucks! Full Color Tees! Electric Monkey Tattoo Tees! Reserve one now; 1(717) 330-1535 THANKS FOLKS - see you soon, - Brian Johnson 

 

Will Brian Johnson meet his All-Time Hero; Larry Flynt? Will Brian Johnson finally interview Mike Tyson? Will Tyson sit down for a hearty lunch at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills with Larry and his wife Liz? All these questions will be answered in good time folks - stay tuned to newamericanpinup.com for more updates. Brian Johnson has some great photo-shoots coming up in the future.  Great news, Brian Johnson and some great partners; Puma and Alex, we are opening up a new tattoo studio on Rt. 30 near Wal-Mart. The Purple Monkey will feature Tattooing and Body Piercing in a truly modern and completely sterile environment. African American artists and managers will make this studio truly unique. The full service Body Mod studio will also employ our models for counter help and merchandise sales. New American Pin Up tees and stickers, along with photos, posters, body jewelry, and ball caps will be available. Want to meet our beautiful models? Wanna' hug a "Cute Little Loser"? The girls on this very site, will make appearences at the new studio; THE PURPLE MONKEY - tattooing and body piercing! Need a job? Call Tracy; 1(610) 593-5405  ...........more news as it happens folks, - Brian Johnson

 

Here is a candid shot of HUSTLER's own Tori Tart during her now famous BEAVER HUNT photo shoot. She is soooo happy that Tex sent her the $250.00 check in the mail. She can buy a nice hard rock of Coatesville's finest crack cocaine, and plenty of C.Ville nigga's will sell their wares to her little ass.

 

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Hey, sick of your dead beat husband beating you? Wanna' give him some "PAY-BACK"? Do ya'? JOIN THE F*CKING PARTY! Eat some pie ladies, it looks like fun - huh? These ladies just love Brian Johnson. You will as well! Call; 1(717) 330-1535. * (After this shoot, we all drank and did cocaine.)





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