Fans and also to the haters,

Close calls, threats, insane demands, health problems, lawsuits, pending fines, hackers, cops, stalkers, psycho models, and 7 days a week tattooing have taken a toll. I am writing to you on Memorial Day, 2010 and the sun is shining bright outside.

First point of business....listen up; To Whom It May Concern, the web-site is not an escort service, repeat for you retards, the site is not a high-traffic escort site!

Next!......I am not a drug dealer, (user at times)- but, NOT A DRUG DEALER! So all you skinny little "white trash" SKUMBAGS, stop trying to set me up, stop bringing around underage girls. I am sick of it, so I have a solution to the problem. I am referring to the recent drama, and bizarre events that have taken place at my tattoo studio. The headquarters for newamericanpinup.com is the tattoo shop in scenic Pennsylvania Dutch Country. This location was ideal for me to meet the beautiful and charismatic; *Emma the Amish Model. She simply walked into my life one afternoon and nothing has been the same. A new location for the daily web-site operations is being considered. The best news; A new, private studio where I will do large custom tattoos is in the works. New studio, new attitude, new artists, new merchandise for sale and incredible guest artist to be announced. The "cute little losers" will be on hand to wait on you, sell you t-shirts, schedule appointments, comfort you and get you cold soda if needed. NO ONE, REPEAT; NO ONE, WILL BE RUDE TO YOU.......period. The "old shop" / "old attitude" is gone, ANYONE, who is lazy, rude, too busy, half-ass, and does not like the new studio policy is gone. GO work at the Diner down the street and serve mashed potatoes. Go be a stripper / lap-dancer at one of PA's finer strip clubs. STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDIO!

The End, (of part one)............
Note: Emma the Amish Model despite what you might hear was created by Brian Johnson and Will Murray from the Howard Stern Show, the name "Emma the Amish Model". And yes she really is Amish! Stop asking me. Wait until you hear her talk.

Hello Fans, Emma's Fans, and all who check out the site!

I (Brian Johnson), am in beautiful Miami Beach, Florida sitting in the hotel lobby of a fine hotel by the beach. The South Seas Hotel on Collins Avenue is where all the Porn Stars stay. I was just getting a "english- muffin" and Ron Jeremy spilled orange juice on my leg. Is this really happening? Yes, it is........WELCOME TO: New American Pin-Up......................Enjoy............

The Exxxotica Convention is great and brand new photos are on the way. Here are some of the things going on at the show.......Brian Johnson meets the legendary porn actor Ron Jeremy...once at the convention and while getting breakfast at the hotel. While making toast Brian meets porn star cutie, Sunny Lane. They exchange small talk where she expresses a desire to do main stream projects. Brian Johnson offers her his help and tells her what a fan he is. Ron Jeremy gave Brian his cell-phone number so he can book him for the tattoo shop in Gap, Pa.YES FOLKS!..... The "hedgehog", MR. RON JEREMY, is going to be `coming to GAP .....PENNSYLVANIA. If you do not know this now: Brian is a huge fan of Ron "the Hedgehog" Jeremy. Ron will get to meet Emma the Amish Model. Attention: While Brian Johnson was in Miami, Emma the Amish Model put on the red Sassy Assy dress and went to a strip club back home in PA. IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? AM I DREAMING?

STAY TUNED, FOR MUCH MORE CONTENT! This site will have lots of "Content" soon!..........Special Emma photos, a web-cam set up, t-shirts to order, Brian's news about the Exxxotica show.........Did Brian meet and get advice from Ginger Lynn Allen? Did Brian also meet Ginger's father? Did Brian give Lollipop girl a "piggy-back" ride thru the convention and let everyone see her cute little behind? Did Jules Jordan really say; " Hey, I can see that girl's butthole!", after Brian and Lolli went by. These questions will all be answered soon, so keep coming back to the site. Is it true? Did Brian hang out with the former guitar player for a little outfit called; Marylin Manson? Is the band KILL MISS PRETTY going to play at Brian's house for Ms. Olivia? YES! The band will be on after another band performs with "punk-rock" Liam. Check out this site all the time. Keep listening to HOWARD STERN at Howard 100 and Howard 101 on your on sirius xm radio. THANKS, - BRIAN JOHNSON / 2010.Miami Beach, U.S.A. ( the greatest country on the planet )

Please check out our April girl-of-the-month, Emma The Amish Model. Believe it or not, SHE IS AMISH! Emma was on the Howard Stern Show on Tuesday, May 11th, 7:30am-9:30am. We hope you heard the show on sirius xm stations, Howard 100 & Howard 101. We hope you enjoy this dutch bubble gum beauty, See her for yourselves boys. enjoy!!!

Did we meet you at the Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention? If so, you may have a business card or a postcard in your hand. Was the show as fun for you as it was for Wally and myself?

CALL TODAY FOR A PRIZE, or a nice discount if you are ordering The New American Pin-up/ Tattooed and Pierced book and I will sign the book for you as well. Discount is available if you send a money-order, or cash to me in the mail. B. Johnson / 1016 Gap Newport Pike in cochranville, PA 19330 U.S.A.. Just say to me "WALLY IS THE WHITE DEVIL" and "MEGAN MASSACRE IS ON YOUR BANNER!" I will tell you the discounted price to send to me. It is so easy.

Want a tattoo? Call (610) 593-5405 or email me at brianjohnsontattoos@gmail.com. MODELS CALL TRACY TODAY at (610) 593-5405 or 717-330-1535 to be shot for the new books and the site. For more fun go to tattooedkingpin.com and tell them Brian Johnson sent you to the site. Troy Timpel puts on one hell of a tattoo convention. See you there next year!

I want to add that I brought porn stars to the Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention. YOUR WELCOME! The first ones were Gina Lynn & Travis Knight that came last year with the Skin Crew. This year it was Gina, Travis and "the Queen of Tattooed Pin-ups", Joanna Angel of Burning Angel Productions. These two lovely ladies, Gina & Joanna, are in my new book Tattoo Fetish Vol. I coming soon...

PS. See Brian Johnson and Ed Hardy @ brianjohnsontattoos.com.

JADA CHENG... Holy hell she's hot. This is a shot taken by Brian Johnson recently for the new book Tattoo Fetish Vol.I from Schiffer Publishing. She is wearing a custom outfit from Ron and our good friends at Sassy Assy Exotic Clothing. The pin-up shoes were custom made for the photo shoot with Jada Cheng. Part of the tattoo you see on her wrist of the tiger cub was done by Brian Johnson at Underworld Tattoo Studio. The lighting was done by Carl. For more awesome exotic clothing go to www.sassyassyjeans.com or call Luanna or Ron at 973-491-2625.

Jada will be in the book along with the beautiful Gina Lynn and the Queen of Tattooed pin-ups... Joanna Angel. Brian will also be photographing some lovely tattooed girls for the new book.

I am Brian Johnson, sole creator of newamericanpinup.com / Tattoo Fetish (book-D.V.D. series) / Brian Johnson's Killer Tattooing / "cute little losers" / 511 Films / Title of: The New American Pin-Up / TATTOOED & PIERCED, and site text. Some characters are also mine; Ms. Lynnwood / The Cougar / Emma Amish Model / emmaamishmodel.com / newamericanpinupgirl.com / thenewamericanpinupgirl.com / Sharkboy / "The Creeper" series / Emma Amish Model.com- The Porno Movie *(model / actress playing- Emma), are all from the mind of Brian Johnson. I take full responsibility for any and all site content and the consequences. Site sponsors, publishers, supporters, models, banners, my girlfriend, radio programs, magazines, other web sites, TV programs, links, AEBN, Jules Jordan, HUSTLER, Playboy, Buttman, Burning Angel, SuicideGirls, Gina Lynn, TattooGoo, Howard Stern, Larry Flynt and anyone else I forgot have nothing to do with my comments. It is my opinions, my text, my thoughts, and my Freedom to do and say what I want. First Amendment and Free Speech are my rights as an American. I am not perfect and have many issues to deal with. I do not want anyone I mention on this site to feel any heat from my comments. No one I am associated with has control over my words, text, thoughts, and feelings on any matter-period. No one else on site is responsible for my comments, rants, text, photography or other content. I am a "big boy" and take full responsibility for what I write. Hell, no one has written anything good since Fight Club anyways. I am trying to stir things up a bit, that’s all. I have a dark sense of humor that most of the models put up with, Thank God! So please. Do not take any hatred towards me out on my models or staff. Thank you so much, and all of you who keep threatening me- please up your meds. Take two tonight instead of just one pill, and have a cup of warm milk. -Brian Johnson / 2010 U.S.A. *Note:( Emma / Emma the Amish Model and the real Emma__________, have nothing to do with my porno movie. The fictional "Emma Amish Model" character is based on a character created and conceived by Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson and Will Murray, from the Howard Stern Show; prior to the live taping on May 11th, 2010, created the original name “Emma the Amish Model”! The real Emma Kauffman as of Thursday July 22, 2010 has nothing to do with this website, the comic book, porno movie or anything else. All the photos of Emma Kauffman on this website we have model releases for. The triple X photos in the Members Theater are also covered by these releases. Look at her face gentlemen; she was into it! Also Arson Carson, Carson Serrani and Dezign Labs Inc. is not in any way responsible for Brian Johnson's comments and the entire content of this website! As far as Brian Johnson's purchase of the nude photos of Osama Bin Laden's mother; Arson Carson had nothing to do with. So please all of you Taliban terrorists only go after Brian Johnson! But if any of you Al-Qaeda retards go after Brian Johnson - you should realize he is under FBI surveillance. In the mean time you can go check out the Muhammad episode of South Park! The real Emma is not this character in real life, also not meant to be her either. The Amish community is also not being portrayed, or meant to be portrayed in a negative, demeaning, manner. Actors / models will be playing "Amish dressed" characters that are not really Amish by birth, or origin.)

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